IF YOU ARE A TRUE BRAT
You will have experienced the following:
- Being a ‘cherette’
- Tweeting @cherlloydsarmy
- Screaming and crying at the TV when cher is bottom 2
- Buying cher’s x factor performances on itunes
- Voting numerous times on different phones so the bill is split
- Anxiously waiting for video diaries every wednesday
- “Nobody told me the pan was gonna be hot!”
- Gweeve
- Being triumphant after stay when people go, “Wow, cher can sing”
- Being called a brat and saying thank you
- Frequently, you are told you will soon ‘get over cher’
- Sending fan mail to Cher and have memorised her address
- Google earthing her address
- Buying both Swagger Jagger and With Ur Love many times over
- Playing Sticks and Stones on repeat
- Getting into arguments with non-brats over Cher
- Hearing ‘share’ and saying ‘Lloyd’
- Spamming cher madly on twitter
- Tweeting at 4am due to Cher being in LA
- You have random dreams about meeting Cher
- You continue to try and persuade those around you how great Cher is
- Trying cheese on top of hula hoops on top of beans
- Explaining many times what swagger jagger means to others
- Feeling like screaming everytime someone mentions cher-cheryl similarities
- Developing a hate for anyone celeb who criticises Cher
- Spongebob Cherpants
- Watching out closely for Cher’s wink at Louis
- You’ve frequently been disappointed when Cher’s videos are late
- You’ve tried and failed to trend a billion different things. NO HASHTAG.
Add your own. We’ve all been through the same things :’)
(Source: gotapocketfulofdreams13)
